How to Be a F*cking Lady: The Audiobook

The straight-talking, stylish, and smart guide to living with confidence, presence, and a dash of trouble. Narrated by Judith Gaton and ready for you to listen anywhere..

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About the Audiobook 

 

This isn’t just an audiobook. It’s a manifesto for women who read, run things, and know there’s more to life than “being nice” and “playing small.”

 

In just a few hours, you’ll have the stories, the strategies, and the unshakable mindset to carry yourself like the woman you already are, but just a little more unapologetic about it.

 

Whether you listen on your commute, your morning walk, or while folding laundry, you’ll leave with the kind of clarity that lingers long after the last chapter.

 

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What You'll Walk Away With...

 

  • How to walk into any room and own it without saying a word
  • Why style is more than clothes (and how to make it work for you)
  • The habits that quietly build presence, influence, and confidence
  • When to follow the rules, and when to toss them in the bin
  • How to stop second-guessing yourself and start making moves that matter
 
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How to Be a F*cking Lady Audiobook

$19

🎧 The Lady in Your Ear

  • Instant access to the How to Be a F*cking Lady audiobook
  •  Listen anytime, anywhere: walks, commutes, quiet corners
  •  Lifetime access to your download
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How to Be a F*cking Lady Audiobook + Live Workshop and VIP Q&A

$97

🥂 The Champagne Table Experience

  • Instant access to the How to Be a F*cking Lady audiobook
  • A seat at the Live Workshop on August 29 at 5:00 PM PST + replay
  •  An invitation to the VIP Q&A on September 2 at 5:00 PM PST + ask me anything: style, life, business, decisions, and we’ll talk like old friends
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How to Be a F*cking Lady Audiobook + Live Workshop

$49

🎧 + 🎤 The Lady Speaks Live

  • Instant access to the How to Be a F*cking Lady audiobook
  • A seat at the Live Workshop on August 29 at 5:00 PM PST
  • Workshop replay included (in case you’re off being fabulous that night)
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Questions, dear? 

ABOUT JUDITH

Judith Gaton is a lawyer, author, and founder of Maison Gaton, a private community for women who read and run things. She helps high-achieving women dress, speak, and live with style, gumption, and a dash of trouble.

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